This might sound gauche while people are dying in horrifying ways, but people are constantly dying in horrifying ways, and besides, I know you’re thinking about it.
Apocalpyse scenarios crank up the dial on all three of the human emotions: fear, hunger, and horniness.
I already ate all my emergency snacks by day two of quarantine and this is a family-friendly blog, so let’s stick with ‘fear’.
It’s hard not to be scared about your financial future, especially if you a) just lost your income source, or b) are currently missing tens of thousands of dollars from your investment account.
I can’t do much about the first one.1 The stretch goal of this post is to get those dollars back in your investment account, and then a whole lot more besides. The modest goal is to prevent anyone from accidentally blowing their own foot off.
‘Managing to avoid shooting yourself in the foot’ is not hugely inspiring as far as aspirations go, but I’m convinced that it’s the secret to winning in life.2
There are a couple of cheap/free options you can to take out to limit the near-bottomless downside risk of COVID-19. I mentioned them in The Inevitable Coronavirus Post but they’re time-sensitive; hopefully you took those steps before the panic-buying and lockdowns began.
Now it’s time to think about the upside. When a black swan flaps its wings, great risks and opportunities swirl out of the same chaos.
What would it take to not just weather this situation, but profit from it?
Taking the question broadly: there’s a bunch of status up for grabs. A few online communities and individuals who were front-running this thing have seen big increases in their audience and platforms, and deservedly so—they profited from the willingness to be weird in the face of intense social pressure to sit patiently while the room fills with smoke. Meanwhile, the incredible incompetence of most authority figures and institutions has revealed that there are no grown-ups in the room. These dynamics are fascinating but not exactly Actionable Content, so let’s leave that for another time.
In the narrow financial sense: I think it’s possible to make some serious money from the coronavirus crash.
The first thing to note is that the bar has been set unusually low. Normally, when stocks tank, other assets go up, meaning there are plenty of winners crowing about their prescient investing decisions.
The incredible thing about this crisis is that no-one is winning. Bonds are falling. Gold is falling. Bitcoin is falling, even as the money printers go brrrr. Even frickin’ Treasuries no longer look like a safe haven.
In short, every liquid asset is getting punished. People are selling everything up to and including the kitchen sink, stripping the copper wiring out of the walls, breaking the house down for scrap, then auctioning off the ground beneath it, etc.
This is mostly just a curiosity for finance wonks and economists to puzzle over (feel free to enlighten me in the comments). For our purposes, it means we don’t have to worry so much about how the Joneses are doing. No-one’s making bank right now; not even those dudes who tried to price-gouge 18,000 bottles of hand sanitizer.
The second thing to note is that some investors are pretty much screwed. There is no sugar-coating this, so we might as well get it out of the way first.
Don’t Make Plans While Being Punched in the Face
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.
— MIKE TYSON
This is a great quote but it’s nowhere near pessimistic enough: hardly anyone has a plan to begin with!
Are contingency plans tough to stick to? Yes. But having a plan in advance is still much better than trying to come up with one while being repeatedly punched in the face. You’re in fight-or-flight mode, your brain is bouncing around your skull like a pinball, your amygdala is stewing in a marinade of fear and adrenaline.
Looking back at this moment many years from now, how sound do you think these decisions will be?
Instead of trying to make life-changing decisions in the midst of market mayhem, you should just stick to the plan you prepared at some point during the last 10 years of good times. Which is totally a thing that everyone did. Right?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*wheezing segues into panic attack*
OK. Excuse me; this is therapy for me. Once again, here’s the relevant quote from If the Market Crashed Today:
When the crash comes, can you brave a 30 per cent decline without flinching? What if it happens in the space of a couple of days? How will you sleep at night? Do you have an ulcer? No? Do you want one?
I think it’s a good idea to visualise these kinds of scenarios in as much detail as you can, and really try to ‘feel’ it. Be honest with yourself about how you might respond in a crisis. Maybe it makes sense to take some money off the table, or have a portfolio that isn’t 100 per cent in stocks, even if it’s technically not the best strategy.
If you didn’t take this advice, well… you really should have taken this advice, but that’s OK. All is not lost!
That is, assuming you don’t need your money out any time soon:
Less than five years: what the heck are you doing in the sharemarket? Less than 10 years: still a bit iffy.
For those who ignored this piece of advice, repeated ad nauseum in every investing 101 article since the dawn of time, there is no ‘good’ strategy for getting out of this with your hide in one piece. Sorry.
Anyone who needs their money out in less than 10 years is now in the unenviable position of trying to time the market.
Timing the Market
As at the time of writing, the S&P 500 is down 30 per cent from recent highs. To put it in context, that’s three year’s worth of gains wiped out—a big deal, but not disastrous in the context of a decade-long bull run.
If you sell out, you’re locking in that loss. Maybe this is as bad as it gets, in which case it’s better to ride it out and catch the rebound.
On the other hand, maybe there’s a whole lot more pain to come: markets tanked 56 percent during the last crash, and 86 per cent during the Great Depression.
So, what to do? How long will it take to come out the other side? Is this a quick in-and-out adventure? A V-shaped recession? A long, grinding, decade-long depression?
I don’t know, and anyone who claims to know for sure is lying or deluded.
This is the most important sentence I will write, so read it again: I don’t know how long this will take, and anyone who claims to know for sure is lying or deluded.
Now, a few lucky souls will make their exit with perfect timing, and get back in near the very bottom. Doesn’t that mean they outsmarted the market?
Remember that you’re far more likely to hear from these people, who are under incredible internal pressure to believe they are brilliant gurus, than everyone else who tries to be clever and gets the spanking they deserve. This is called survivorship bias, and it’s just one of many cognitive pitfalls which makes investing a deadly honey trap for smart people.
If you are smart, you might think you can use your big juicy brain to quickly become above-average in many areas of life.3 This is sometimes even true! But oh man… not when it comes to investing. In publicly-traded markets, even the smartest people are like ants, trying to outsmart the closest thing to a superintelligence humankind has ever created.
I’ve previously written a bunch about passive investing, trying to catch a falling knife etc, so I’m not going to labour the point.
Timing the market is risky business. You have to get lucky twice: on the way out, and on the way back in. If you have no choice but to try anyway—maybe you need to preserve your capital for a house deposit, near-term spending, or an unexpected emergency—I sincerely wish you all the best. It’s a crappy situation to be in.
Everyone else can breathe easy. No need for a Hail Mary. When the streets are running red, it’s those who don’t try to time the market who reliably make big bucks.4
How big are we talking? I think perhaps quite a bit bigger than many people would expect. Let’s have a look.
The ‘Big Brass Balls’ Portfolio
During the global financial crisis, the stock market was cut in half. It took ~65 long months to get from the pre-GFC peak to the eventual recovery. What happened to those brave souls who kept faithfully investing throughout the chaos?
Let’s call the stocks bought during this period the Big Brass Balls portfolio, or BBB for short.
You start accumulating in November of 2007, while the world is on fire and everyone is freaking out. On the first day of each month, you buy more stocks, and reinvest any dividends.
To begin with, your strategy looks terrible. Almost every month, your returns drop further into the red. After a year and a half, things have never looked so bad:
Then the recovery begins. By April 2013, the S&P 500 has finally wound its way back to where it was pre-GFC. Womp womp.
While the headline index has moved 0 per cent in almost six years, that’s a deceptive indicator. It doesn’t include the impact of reinvested dividends, or the fact that you’ve been consistently buying in at discounted prices. And so, while most people have made hardly anything in this period, your BBB portfolio has appreciated by 42 per cent:
This is already pretty great, but the real payoff is yet to come. One year later, your BBB stocks are up 73 per cent. Now, they’re starting to seem like a bargain.
Three years later, they’ve almost doubled in value. Now they seem like a fantastic bargain:
How about right now?
It feels like the world is teetering on the brink of collapse, but those stocks are still up…155 per cent.
Let’s zoom out once more, just for fun, and put the current crash in its proper context:
The BBB portfolio generated an excellent return through the previous crisis, even though it uses the simplest possible strategy.
There is a very good reason why ‘buy and hold forever’ is the gold standard in investing advice. It requires zero attempts at timing the market, zero clever ‘insights’, zero knowledge, zero luck—and if you do it right, zero self-discipline.
Four Possible Failure Modes
How might the classic buy-and-hold advice fail us? I can think of at least four ways:
1. Losing Your Nerve
This is my first proper crash, so I don’t know how psychologically demanding it is to keep buying the dip. Early signs suggest I’m as yellow-bellied as anyone, but I’m confident I will ultimately take my own advice. For many seasoned investors, who have already been through this three times, this is old hat.
Can we protect against this failure mode?
Yes! Set up an automatic direct debit to your broker, ban yourself from ever looking at your account, and go about your life as normal. Then you can take all the anxiety and fruitless efforts to time the market and use it to fuel more interesting neuroses, like that weird-looking mole on your arm.
2. Crying ‘Uncle!’
Even if you know you have the intestinal fortitude required to see this through, the universe has a way of messing with best-laid plans:
Traders talk about their ‘uncle points’. When someone is twisting your arm out of its socket, there will come a point you’re in so much pain that you have no choice but to cry ‘Uncle!’ and close out the position, no matter how much it humiliates you, or ruins all your plans.
Maybe you don’t plan to cash out your investments any time soon. But if you lose your job, or your marriage, or your house burns down, or a loved one gets sick, you might have to sell with the worst possible timing.
Can we protect against this failure mode?
Yes, but not perfectly. Uncle points can be eliminated by buying insurance, maintaining emergency funds, and generally having a plan for various unthinkable scenarios. There will always be some level of uncertainty, but you can greatly reduce the chances of getting your arm twisted at an inopportune time.
3. Lack of Surplus Income
Lots of people are in for a tough time; unemployment is forecast to hit 20 per cent. You can’t keep buying stocks if you don’t have a reliable source of surplus income.
Can we protect against this failure mode?
This is not really a ‘failure’, so much as a limitation in who can take part. If you’re nearing retirement, I guess you could consider working a little longer? I haven’t had a proper job in a while, but I’ll probably start doing a little more (paid) work for this same reason.
4. This Time is Different
The buy-and-hold-forever strategy does rely on one ‘insight’: the observation that humans steamroll over absolutely anything that comes between us and our incredible thirst for wealth creation: be it the Spanish Flu, two World Wars, the Great Depression, 9/11, the implosion of the financial system, whatever.
I am going to go out on a limb and predict that COVID-19 will one day join this list.
Could this time really be different? It’s always possible!
Past performance doesn’t predict future returns, and the world is only ever getting weirder. If global stock markets don’t recover in our lifetimes, something has gone so terribly wrong that the balance of our retirement portfolios is probably not gonna be top of mind, but it’s still an interesting question.
If the current situation has taught us anything, is that it’s entirely rational to be paranoid about vanishingly unlikely tail risk events.
I tried to model these kind of edge cases in Beware of Geeks Bearing Formulas. The general takeaway is that the year in which you happen to start drawing down your portfolio has a huge impact on your fortunes (think of someone who blissfully celebrated their retirement in 2019, and is now burning capital with the worst possible timing), but the window of history during which you’re accumulating doesn’t matter nearly as much.
This is one of the reasons I’m no longer keen on the whole ‘early retirement’ thing. It works out great for many people, but it’s a bit riskier than it appears.
Can we protect against this failure mode?
Kind of? The safest possible strategy—financially, and for life satisfaction—is to find work you enjoy, and do it forever. If that’s not possible, well, going long on human innovation and wealth creation has never failed us before. Hopefully this time is no different.
The Irresistible Appeal of Being Clever
OK. I put a very sexy headline on a very boring strategy that everyone already knows about. Why bother? Because, incredibly, this boring strategy that everyone knows about is still low-hanging fruit!
Consider that plenty of very smart people are incapable of taking this very simple and obvious advice; that the best investors are literal cadavers who are incapable of trading their accounts; that the guy who is telling you all this is a gigantic hypocrite who struggles to take his own advice.
I’ve been corrupted by working adjacent to the finance industry: a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. If you don’t know anything, and are worried about missing out on all these clever strategies you’ve heard your smart friends talking about, I give you permission to stop worrying.
This is one of those bizarre opportunities where carefully stewarding your ignorance and being as lazy as possible is almost certainly the best approach. It’s as if God made broccoli taste like chocolate; or we could defeat the greatest threat to human life in a generation by… staying home and sitting on the couch.
So, that’s the opportunity in front of us. The next few years will separate the boys from the men, the girls from the women, and the non-binary from the non-binary.
I promise to revisit this post in March 2025, so we can see whether it stands the test of time. If it holds up, and I manage to stop being clever long enough to actually follow my own advice, I will immediately become insufferably smug and start branding myself as a brilliant investing guru.
If it doesn’t hold up, and you’re salty, well. You’ll have to come find me and my reaver gang in the badlands of Mexico, and say it to my (steampunk apocalypse masked) face.
ADDENDUM: Please stop emailing me asking for personal investment advice (please continue emailing me for literally any other reason!) Even if I had the time to carefully evaluate your individual circumstances and risk preferences (I don’t), and the competence and skills required to help you out one-on-one (I don’t), I’d be getting myself in legal trouble. For NZers: I’m obviously biased, but my friend Sonnie Bailey is an independent financial adviser and former lawyer who offers consultations and formal plans, including a new service he’s trialling for $99. If you have other recommendations—trustworthy advisers in your country, tools for modeling risk, further reading along these lines—please share them in the comments! 😎
- If you have the means to do so, you could keep paying any service workers you usually hire, like cleaners or hairdressers, and buy vouchers and gift cards for local businesses to use when the quarantine lifts. More tentatively: lobby your government to a) support precarious workers who are suddenly strapped for cash, and b) refuse bailouts for large corporations that returned billions to shareholders and management in recent years while making no provisions for lean times (with the exception of e.g. airlines, which are basically utilities these days). I am way too dumb to know if the economics of this are sound—Scott Sumner has thoughts—but I’m going to toss it out there anyway.
- In optionality terms: the most important thing is always to stay the hell away from anything that might turn out to be a Bottomless Pit of Doom.
- This problem gets even worse among the kind of smart people who know a lot about cognitive biases, because they think they’ve compensated for them, and end up even more overconfident.
- This might be a good time to confess that I’m currently testing a momentum (trend-following) strategy with a small part of my portfolio, which, uh… flies in the face of all of the above. It’s performed almost comically badly through the COVID-19 crash, which ought to have been a delicious punishment for my hypocrisy and hubris, except that I just so happened to over-rule the crucial decision (i.e, I got lucky). I’m also tracking the counterfactual where I stuck with the experiment: if momentum really does turn out to be a persistent anomaly in otherwise efficient markets, then that would be fascinating—either way, I’ll try to write up a review some time later this year.
I sold all of my index funds on 30 January; not because I’m some super genius who can time the market, but because I was switching to a platform with lower fees. The sale took a few days, and I have the attention span of a gnat, so I forgot about it and didn’t rebuy. I only remembered a few weeks later when I saw the markets tanking. I rebought everything on 20 March. I’m the luckiest idiot alive.
Would you be happy to share what platform you switched to for a noob?
Sure :-). I moved from hl.co.uk to vanguard.co.uk. On HL, I was just buying Vanguard funds and paying both HL and Vanguard. Now I just pay Vanguard. Hope this helps.
Thanks again Rich, another great post. I have been through a few recessions (whether you call them technical or not). The main thing is but to panic as you say. Great outline of things to do. Mainly take stock and try to make rational decisions.
cheers Simon, and all the best riding this one out too!
As someone who rode through 1987, 2000, 2008 all 100% in stocks and didn’t sell a share this is nothing. I’m quite well off now because I never flinched back then. Now that I’ve won the game I don’t need to play hard anymore, I’m less than half stocks. So this drop is insignificant.
nice. always good to hear from a seasoned pair of hands!
Now this is the kind of post that is relevant to my interests.
Thanks Rich for another great post. Don’t be by to write more covid-19 stuff. It would be great to post an update of what you’re up to. I assume you’re staying put in Mexico. Stay safe.
Cheers Paul. Yep I’m all good – in self-isolation in Mexico City, there’s no way to get back to NZ at this point so I’ll ride it out here.
Hey great post Richard! Yeah the whole stocks on sale thing is great, people becoming unemployed not so great. Buy and hold forever. All the good stuff. Your thoughts on investments seem like the thoughts of every investment book I’ve pretty much read by Buffett, Mr.Money Mustache, JL Collins and the FIRE crowd.
I still like the idea of FIRE but I definitely subscribe to the idea that FIRE pretty much requires a self-employed -free lancing situation after full time corporate career is over.
Hey by the way, now that you’re hanging out in Mexico, there’s a great city called San Diego on the border with Mexico. Year round beautiful weather, if it ever gets too hot you should swing by and check it out! Could probably give you a tour after this COVID stuff sorts itself out. Anyways stay safe out there
P.S. whats your workout regimen these days??
Hey, thanks Jack. Yeah, all of this is super conventional advice. The difficult part is in actually sticking to it!
I’d like to check out more of the west coast – my impression of San Diego is currently based entirely on the film Anchorman. Was planning on heading to the States later this year, but obviously not sure what will happen now…will look you up if I’m in town.
I’ve been doing calisthenics for the last few years, which just so happens to be perfect for the current situation. Handstands, pushups, pullups, dips, levers, etc. I was planning on writing a post about it eventually since it fits with the ethos of the blog (free, efficient, minimalist). Maybe I’ll bump it up the queue.
Please bump it up the queue.
hmm OK I’m gonna do it
Thanks for another great post. I’ve discovered I can cope quite well with 1/3 of my investments being heavily hit because I have enough in boring bonds and cash to know rock bottom is still an acceptable number (for now) …. and you have reinforced the keep buying process (in fact, I may increase that). And who knows, my high risk investments burning now may yet turn into phoenixes 🙂
Hey Jasmin, glad to hear it.
Your articles are some of the most useful I’ve come across in the PF blogosphere. That monthly email notification is now an instant read every time it hits my inbox.
I especially like how connected everything is, ideas, terminology, hyperlinks and all.
Thanks Amir, that means a lot. As for the connections, my ultimate goal is to get to conspiracy-theorist-red-string-bulletin-board level.
What another great article. Just on gold, it has actually been an exceptional investment in New Zealand dollar terms. Just today it reached an all time high by a very long way (in NZD of course) . It’s up close to 40 per cent for the year…in the NZD!
As Mark Mobius and Ray Dalio and many others have been telling us for years – have 5 to 10 per cent of your portfolio in gold. Even Jack Bogle had a little gold there in the end in a fund he used to manage for a charity. God rest his beautiful soul. Perhaps buying now might not be great but who knows. I don’t.
I sold some gold today (ETF PMGOLD, that’s how I own it) and am drip feeding it back into equities. However make no mistake the rest of my portfolio has been crushed (apart from the 15 per cent in cash;)
Hey Richard, cheers. I wrote a column about the record NZD gold prices recently, not sure if you saw it? I argued that it’s a crappy hedge against inflation, has no special countercylical hedging powers (from memory, the anticorrelation with stocks is literally zero), but still makes sense:
I also think it’s not a bad idea for ‘hedging against civilizational collapse’ in the form of hyperinflation or various other unthinkable scenarios:
Be interested in your thoughts.
Yes good comments. Often gold has a spotty performance during recessions and is not as non correlated as people think. The main advantage for me is it is a little bit of insurance in something that is not NZD related. Little old New Zealand doing money printing to the tune of 30bn? As you say, it’s good to have a last resort asset in an uncertain world.
Having gold in ones portfolio over 40 years will probably cause a drag on returns. However the odd time it worked brillantly. Retiring in 1966 without gold , for example, meant that with a balanced portfolio you had a good chance of running out of money thanks to the stock market crash and inflation in the 1970s. That why I have it. It pays for itself once every 50 years or so. Just like insurance.
Also, I can’t tell you how much it offered comfort to me over the last few weeks. When I woke up today and saw it was at an all time high, I would have kissed it had I had physical ownership. I could get physical ownership if I ever turned up to Perth Mint.
Haha. I think my main learning curve about investing has been that the best strategy is the one that takes into account all of these kind of psychological factors. Kind of like how the best diet or exercise regime is the one you actually stick to, regardless of whether or not it’s ‘optimal’ in some strict platonic sense.
I must admit, I find it a little amusing that you value gold in fiat, when bankers and states value fiat in gold.
but… how else are you going to value it? Maybe they should index against ammunition or tins of baked beans.
25-pound bags of dry beans and white rice, lol. Ever carried a few of those around in a store? You put your sunglasses on and sling them over your shoulder like they’re big bags of mulch, and make sure to grab a gallon of hand sanitizer on your way out.
I did this very thing, on your recommendation.
damn that makes my prepping look like amateur hour! over here buying my dried goods in little plastic bags like some kind of sissy.
Thanks again man, another really good post. Keep it up and stay safe.
Cheers Wazza – you too mate.